You may have already received your blue envelope, or it may arrive in the mail later this week.
This blue envelope claims to be a donation slip for the Academy fund or some other such hoo-ha.
In reality, this blue envelope is a very small altar. Upon which The Gods of Good Times receive their worship.
Think of Buffalo Wild Wings
and Senior Outings
and Ring Banquet
or any other fabulously kickass moment in your time at Salem
and pass that intention with your offering to The Gods.
A dollar in the envelope + a stamp = $1.39 isn't too much to say Thy Virgin Trees Stand Tall and We Kick More Ass Than '04. Or any other class, for that matter.